DISCLAIMER!!!

Kiteboarding may cause an extreme addiction. Symptoms include:

• Sunburns
• Sneaking out of work early
• Loss of said work
• Face frozen into a perma-grin (your mother told you so)
• Browser cookies with nothing but wind forecasting sites
• Loss of self-control at the glimpse of a mere rustling leaf
• Only planning vacations where it “could be windy”

You have been warned...